I’m tired.
I have a cold. A bad one.
I’m 5 weeks or so away from giving birth. (which translates into “I’m big, uncomfortable and slow at getting started from a stopped position.”)
I have 5 active children in my house, who also have colds. (which translates into the question “why aren’t their colds slowing them down?”)
No one but me is tired or sleepy.
I am currently alone with them and have about 4 more hours until my relief gets home. (not that I’m watching the clock or anything….)
Need I say more?
Oh yeah… one more thing:
HELP!