Parents will understand what I mean. There are certain things that go along with children that you never thought you’d say. Things like:
~ “Don’t sit on your brothers/sisters head!”
~ “You can not go up or down the stairs with your skates on.”
~ “Stop gluing things to the wall.”
~ “Don’t chase your sister with a hammer.”
~ “No, you can not go swimming in the snow.”
~ “Stop drinking from the toilet.”
~ “The dryer is not a toy. Let your brother out!”
But I must admit, I think I take the cake on this one. Tonight, as we were driving home from Bible study, the children were looking at the moon. We were all commenting on how big and beautiful it was. And what was my comment?
~”It looks like the moon has earmuffs on.”
Now, before you think I’m a complete lunatic, let me explain. I was looking at the moon over the rim of my glasses and it looked like there were indentations on each side of the moon. Hence, the moon is wearing earmuffs.
Enough said.